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  • I love you with a passionfruit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:06am
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  • you are my soulmate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:58pm
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  • Ketchup with vodka is always a bad idea.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:47pm
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  • Seriously he wasn't even that good. I mean he had like 4 good songs in the 80's and maybe he broke ground for dancers but think about it, there are thousands of MJ impersonaters that can dance EXACTLY like he did so obviously he wasn't the fucking god everyone thinks he was. Jesus fuck, COREY FELDMAN can dance like MJ. Case closed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:59pm
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  • After my parents cut me off I started making blood...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:45pm
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  • HAHA! fuckin awesome! good for you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:04am
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  • How about NOT being a pussy and just drinking normal drinks. If you have to hide the taste of alcohol, you need to stop. Just stop. Drinking is not for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:46am
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  • 8:10 I am talking to the people who think cocktails are awesome. No, they're for kids or for when your grandma has a drink. YOU missed the point, kiddo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:01pm
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  • bahaha 2.46 who are you talking to? not the texter, right? because i think you missed the point of the text...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 8:10am
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  • I love you with a fiery passion

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:18pm
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  • Oh man... busting out the ketchup means the party is just starting!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:38pm
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  • That's referred to as a 'Bloody Awful.'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:31pm
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  • Yea 2:46 -- bloody marys aren't normal drinks? I sure thought they were damn good too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:24am
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  • Some things should not be subsituted....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:29am
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  • Did they really stick Michael Jackson's brain in a jar? That's fuckin' nuts! I hope they clone him, and sell the little MJs on eBay.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:14pm
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  • i tried that once but then this fat chick ate all the ketchup along with the butter, I heard all fat chicks eat one stick of butter a day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:37pm
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  • As well they should. ;-) That said, I've added a teaspoon of mustard to bloodies before and it wasn't a bad idea…

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:40am
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  • true say 9:01 true say

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:34am
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