So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
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Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
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You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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