I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
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Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
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Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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