i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
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I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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