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  • Submitted by comicsansbold on Jul 17, 10 at 10:06am

    classic male response. we block out what we dont care about and only hear what we want to. now go make us a sandwich

  • Submitted by TruthHurts on Jul 17, 10 at 1:42pm

    I plowed you so hard that your bed broke?? I think YOU owe ME $600!!

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    Submitted by coxr5 on Jul 17, 10 at 4:23pm

    LOL The second person's area code is leet (1337).

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    Submitted by bizarrefruit on Jul 17, 10 at 4:36pm

    @Goosebreath - you pick up "definitely" yet say nothing of the imbeciles grammar used in the text ?!

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    Submitted by darq_qing987 on Jul 22, 10 at 1:49am

    That dude is my hero! did he jump from the ceiling into her?

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    Submitted by jason88 on Jul 18, 10 at 9:31am

    Been there, done that. I hope Sarah reads this

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    Submitted by wittykitie on Jul 17, 10 at 12:13pm

    Lafayette girls ROCK!

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    Submitted by pvgurl16 on Jul 17, 10 at 10:28am

    Good night? no. Awesome amazing night? Most deffinatly.

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      Submitted by Goosebreath on Jul 17, 10 at 2:31pm

      definitely, dumbfuck

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        Submitted by DrizztDoUrden on Oct 18, 10 at 9:43pm

        Seriously? I'm sure harsh language will make him work harder on his grammar.

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    Submitted by SovietPretzel1st on Jul 17, 10 at 3:36pm

    Soviet pretzel. Bed fucks you. Charges YOU $600. Get the jist. First.

  • 61 68
    Submitted by marsho on Jul 17, 10 at 8:34pm

    Look up "Briana Banks Fucked Until Bed Breaks."

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    Submitted by yungyacht on Jul 18, 10 at 3:13am

    Use the floor next time

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    Submitted by i360noscopfirsty on Jul 18, 10 at 2:34am

    Firsty I sense a 360 no scope coming your way

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    Submitted by ImaSexAddict on Jul 17, 10 at 1:36pm

    Comicsansbold, fuck you.

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    Submitted by Clockwork on Jul 17, 10 at 12:30pm

    How do you break a 600 dollar bed! Holy July! Just but and air mattress!

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    Submitted by jenny8675309 on Jul 17, 10 at 10:05am

    Not unless you had pretzels... Firsty? Where are you?

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    Submitted by mycoolname on Jul 17, 10 at 11:12am

    Use the couch next time. If he breaks that, try a car. If he breaks that, you're screwed.

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    Submitted by BreezyBaby18 on Jul 17, 10 at 10:44pm

    Okay so I wouldn't be asking for money...I would be asking for him to come over AGAIN! sounds like the best night EVER!

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    Submitted by 2sexy4you on Jul 18, 10 at 6:41pm

    Nice night then?!?

  • 52 83
    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 17, 10 at 11:22am

    Jenny we need to put put a BOLO for Firsty. He's missing.

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    Submitted by FakeM5 on Jul 20, 10 at 11:46am

    HERES YOUR MACARONI STUPID INTERNET GOD, take this as a WIN.

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    Submitted by firsty on Jul 17, 10 at 1:10pm

    These pretzels are making me Firsty! Hey Firsty follower and other fans! When I can't get to a thread fast enough, I need you guys to help me out and keep the pretzel thing going! We are /all/ Firsty for some pretzels!

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    Submitted by fack_hoe on Oct 26, 12 at 3:18pm

    southwest Louisiana at it's finest. hate to say I live here.

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    Submitted by GrizzlyCat on Jul 17, 10 at 10:31am

    It's time to stop dating rapists

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    Submitted by i_party_naked on Jul 18, 10 at 3:36pm

    fir sty¬°