The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
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no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
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WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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