she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
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why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
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Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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