Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
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I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
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I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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