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My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
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I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
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Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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