her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
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well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
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i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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