I murdered the dance floor call the cops
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
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Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
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Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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