I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Randomize