Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
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you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
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Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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