just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
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True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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