her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
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Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
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officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
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