He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
operation have a gay friend backfired
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
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Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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