she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
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Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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