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  • 63 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:58am

    fuck you, worthless limp dick

  • 64 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:01pm

    your dick is really pointy

  • 64 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:36pm

    Why is your penis pointy?

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:01am

    2:40...save it for your therapist plz!

  • 46 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 9:42am

    I'm confused. What is delete?

  • 51 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:41am

    1:29 Technically the op would be more of a shrinking violet.

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 1:37am

    Been there before, fucking around with a chick and she get's naked stinky puss or nasty body whatever will put my dick in the dirt. I am not one of those guys that can just fuck anything.

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 10:25pm

    and why would this guy admit to limp dick syndrome? it has to be the fishy/furrball/pancakey bitch :)

  • 55 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:02am

    That poor girl?? No! The guy! He didn't get to fu !!!!!

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:36am

    12:28AM F*** Off, you massive jerk.

  • 42 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:21am

    1:02 - dam straight! :-) im with you!

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:48am

    8=======D-- ------- ----- (.) (.)

  • 41 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:05pm

    well hes talking about going limp after she got naked, so i got to assume that she was the cause...maybe she wasnt shaved? hairy ass body, like shaggy carpet

  • 54 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:42pm

    Thanks,I needed sex ruined for me,asshole

  • 35 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:44am

    the last sentence would have sufficed, 2:40.

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:48am

    Yeah 1:02, like nobody could be turned off from a girl when she gets nude and her false advertising is evident.

  • 42 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:28pm

    I would have still hit it, even with a shriveled up, pointy wang

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:57am

    ƒ¡$hy $mE££¡n çµnt £0£2. bitches please keep clean lol

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:42am

    okay - im seriously out of the loop here. What are pancake tits?

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:05am

    Maybe you'd be more into naked guys?

  • 39 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:16am

    What the hell are pancake tits?

  • 34 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 8:40am

    You tools, you can say fish but you can't say delete

  • 40 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:23am

    you cant say fish on here?

  • 35 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:53am

    i second 12:31, this needs more elaboration

  • 38 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:53am

    Well, I could explain this guy's problem. It starts with a F and ends in a ish. (nfml apparenty wont let ppl say fish on this site. lol

  • 33 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:31am

    What happened after that? Did you just give up?

  • 35 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 8:41am

    lol you can say delete now

  • 33 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:29am

    grower not a show-er

  • 47 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:15pm

    That's quite a pointy penis.... Ouch

  • 34 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:43pm

    guys, big nipples like that are pancake NIPPLES. pancake tits are like the flat, saggy ones that are just all flabby.

  • 36 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:34pm

    sadly this exact thing has happened to me...it was like trying to fit a marshmallow in a cd player

  • 36 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:50pm

    i liked it 1:05 :D lolz

  • 37 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:38am

    1:55am she couldn't have been ugly.. he obviously thought she was attractive to take her back she probably had some freaky ass shit going on under her clothes. stretch marks? pancake tits?

  • 39 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:56am

    ƒ¡§|-|¥ §|\/|€££¡|\| çµ|\|t LOLZ

  • 28 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 8:43am

    SOMEONE TELL US WHAT THE BANNED WORDS ARE!

  • 30 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:13am

    ok, this one is really open to interpretation...i really wanna know what the problem actually was now...

  • 35 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:55am

    |||///////////////////////////}}D ------ -- -- ---- ------ SPLAT |_)_)

  • 29 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:51am

    seeing that chewbacca will do it to ya everytime

  • 48 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:16am

    maybe he nutted from her hot ass body ya'll

  • 31 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:01am

    12:58 I laughed. So much raw anger behind that.

  • 31 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:57am

    i think pancake tits are like biiiig nipples

  • 28 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 8:42am

    omg wtf is with this unknown error bs

  • 27 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:23am

    was she one of those girls that is really good at hiding their love handles/gut/chunkiness? my roommate has a huge gut but is good at hiding it...she has skinny legs and no ass so she can pretend to be skinny

  • 28 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:05pm

    Nobody liked my lil drawing? WTF!! LOL

  • 28 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:53am

    if this was a girl from milford or middletown im not surprised

  • 30 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:40am

    That happened to the guy I lost my virginity to. And I know it wasn't me cause I was a 115lb flawless 16 yr old at the time. He was hopped up on heroine, OCs, weed, beer, and who knows what else. Kept going limp the whole time! I'm pregnant now with stretch marks and shit and my boyfriend still gets super hard for me. I guess thats called love. Either this girl had something wrong with her, or this guy was fucked up.

  • 33 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:22am

    maybe it was a trannie and there was a dick, prob came to delaware from jersey

  • 28 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:55am

    Due to lack of details it can go either way. Girl was really ugly or guy has a weak penis. It's a toss up really.

  • 26 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:02am

    Blame it on her, huh??? Riiiiiight

  • 32 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:54pm

    can you get the equals sign on text?

  • 28 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:57am

    a nipple with a huge dark ring around it.... the size of a pancake. thus pancake tits.

  • 20 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:12am

    FISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY