What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
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Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
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Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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