He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
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For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
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All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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