Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
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I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
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He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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