what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
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don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
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I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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