Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
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Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
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With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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