Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
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What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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