Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
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All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
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You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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