So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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I think this baby is eyeing my beer
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
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No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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