found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
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On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
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Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
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