i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
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Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
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Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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