i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
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We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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