so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
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This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
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A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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