dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
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I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
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Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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