making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
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then he tried to convert me to islam
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
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We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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