Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
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I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
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See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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