If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
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He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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