He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
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Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
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I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize