I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
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Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
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American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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