white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
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When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
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I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
And then my night got REAL pukey
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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