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(310): View more from California

It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.

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(310): It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples. http://tfl.nu/vzvv

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(917): View more from New York City

I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.

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(917): I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant. http://tfl.nu/wa98

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(301): View more from Maryland

im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.

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(301): im trying to catch a child molester. call you later. http://tfl.nu/dlxg

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(509): View more from Washington

He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.

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(509): He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother. http://tfl.nu/97xz

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(816): View more from Missouri

I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this

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(816): I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this http://tfl.nu/u2zv

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(630): View more from Illinois

Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.

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(630): Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box. http://tfl.nu/2fsf

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.

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(920): just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch. http://tfl.nu/t841

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(313): View more from Michigan

he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.

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(313): he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it. http://tfl.nu/c4xp

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(801): View more from Utah

I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?

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(801): I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right? http://tfl.nu/y4tp

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(850): View more from Florida

hungover and i feel like a burrito

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like eating one or like you are one?

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like i am one.

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(850): hungover and i feel like a burrito (1-850): like eating one or like you are one? (850): like i am one. http://tfl.nu/h242

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(319): View more from Iowa

Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.

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(319): Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party. http://tfl.nu/bbcz

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday

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WHY AM I NOT THERE?

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(604): Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday (1-604): WHY AM I NOT THERE? http://tfl.nu/j17k

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(315): View more from New York

A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos

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(315): A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos http://tfl.nu/8sxj

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.

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(780): I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets. http://tfl.nu/hrg7

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(616): View more from Michigan

i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them

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its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you

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(616): i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them (1-616): its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you http://tfl.nu/jk07

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