the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
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I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
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Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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