I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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