He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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