do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
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He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
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We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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