dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
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She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
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Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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