Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
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Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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