Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
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This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
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Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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