I want to have your abortion
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
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say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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