kristin has been a bad kristin
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
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I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
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