No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
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I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
That was an excessively violent trivia night
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
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FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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