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  • 94 48
    Submitted by porksword on Jan 2, 12 at 4:01pm

    It's more like a spoo-venir.

    • 41 35
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 2, 12 at 5:05pm

      niice

    • 48 45
      Submitted by eScargo on Jan 2, 12 at 8:37pm

      First you get the screwvenier then comes the spoovenier. Either way, she's leaving Vegas with more than she :...came with. uh. yeah.

  • 84 41
    Submitted by hacker201 on Jan 2, 12 at 4:02pm

    At least the dry cleaning bill is cheaper than Plan B!

  • 81 47
    Submitted by lightbulb540 on Jan 2, 12 at 3:12pm

    What happens in vegas stays in Vegas. Unless it's cum stains\nor std's.

  • 76 42
    Submitted by gabraham on Jan 2, 12 at 3:11pm

    tell her its payback for thinking shes better at angry birds

  • 66 44
    Submitted by peachpie88 on Jan 2, 12 at 6:43pm

    Maybe next time, you two should be naked to avoid this awkward situation...?

  • 60 49
    Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 2, 12 at 4:28pm

    bill?

    • 35 40
      Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 2, 12 at 6:13pm

      ugh I knew the moment it posted a Clinton joke would fall harder then Miley sirus when she started doing porn

      • 37 46
        Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jan 2, 12 at 6:31pm

        This is why I didn't post one. (also, anyone who's college-age today is probably too young to remember the Clinton/Lewinsky scandal. Isn't that frightening?)

        • 43 37
          Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 2, 12 at 8:34pm

          in my day presidents had surpluses and we stopped ethnic cleansing and put war criminals on trial and we had commanders that did there jobs resulting in 2 buildings in new York not being taken out..sure they were sex fiend chubby chasers gobbin on everything..but we had money jobs freedom and security

          • 40 40
            Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 2, 12 at 8:40pm

            remember the days when a president got some intern tail and it was the end of democracy to the point we had months long investigations and now we hear the president can blackbag you on a whim ship you to a secret cia torture camp and keep you there forever effectively shitting on the very basis this country was founded on and we don't bat an eye

            • 33 42
              Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 3, 12 at 1:33pm

              Da, Comrade. Now come with me, the KGB would have word with you please.

            • 37 43
              Submitted by WApple on Jan 3, 12 at 1:46pm

              thank God for homeland security

  • 58 55
    Submitted by bubby27 on Jan 2, 12 at 10:59pm

    @jnyhammerstix you would have a quarter...

  • 51 46
    Submitted by cali_girl_07 on Jan 2, 12 at 4:23pm

    New Year's in Vegas...best way to start a new year :)

    • 37 46
      Submitted by eScargo on Jan 2, 12 at 8:48pm

      There's nothing that says good time more than being amongst half a million sweaty ppl that pickpocket, puke on you, and consistently grope you on hopes of copping a feel. It's a blast!

  • 48 47
    Submitted by jnyhammerstix on Jan 2, 12 at 10:16pm

    If I had a quarter for every time I started a text with "Sorry I came on..."

  • 45 53
    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Jan 3, 12 at 3:00am

    Id get naked peach....

  • 36 45
    Submitted by kpat0530 on Jan 3, 12 at 1:25am

    Monica lewinsky style

  • 19 26
    Submitted by hogfish on Sep 18, 12 at 9:22am

    But she has to wear it in public for the day.