woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
No...this little piggys going to the bar
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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