youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
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Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
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Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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